I Think I Farted

We're at a part-y i'm feeling fart-y

so i say i need to make a phone call

i look around and without a sound

i quietly fart on the wall

i think i'm in the clear until you appear

there's no where for me to hide

you say what's that smell it stinks like hell

As if a small animal just died....

Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh

Smells like ass oooh ooh ohoooh

I think I farted (on a wall) I think I farted (on a wall)

you're fast asleep when i feel one creep

i try to keep it inside the bed

like a good wine that ages with time

it's rotten and it's startin' to spread

you wake up in fear that a fire is near

from the smell of my own dutch oven

with no one else to frame i take the blame

you can't believe it's been me the whole time

Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh

I think I farted (in the bed)

I think I farted (in the bed)

On the couch on the wall on the table on the floor

beware of my stench it's rotten to the core

i'm a lady on the street but i'll smoke up the bed

just one quick whiff and you'll wind up dead

NO MATTER HOW HARD I PRAY

MY GAS WON'T GO AWAY

I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT OKAY

BUT PLEASE PLEASE DON'T SAY GOODBYE

I KNOW THAT MOST GIRLS TRY /

TO KEEP THEIR FLATULANCE INSIDE/

BUT I CAN'T LIE

I NEED A MAN

WHO KNOWS I PASS/ A LOT OF GASS/

THAT SMELLS LIKE ASS/

AND IT'S HERE TO LAST FOR INFINITY AND BEYOND/

Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh

Smells like ass oooh ooh ohhoooh

I think I farted

I think I farted