Primitive Enema

La la, primitive enema

La la, primitive enema

I've been sitting on the pot all ******* day

I've read all my magazines-twice!

I gotta get on with my ******* life

There's one thing left that I haven't tried

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I need a primitive enema

No, I need a primitive enema

No, I need a primitive enema

La la, primitive enema

I gladly spent the forty bucks

I spend more than that to spurt my nuts-love!

You wouldn't understand the joy I felt

When they finally yanked the butt plug out

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People say that I'm full of ****

They don't know the half of it-no!

You might think that I'm sick and wrong

But try it and you'll know where I'm coming from

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Desperate people do desperate things

You don't know the joy it brings

Desperate people do desperate things

You don't know the joy it brings

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