Ten Seconds Of Heaven

I woke up at 3 a.m.

I had to run to the can

I whipped it out but couldn't pee

I've been infected with yeast

We didn't know we didn't know

That yeast would make it hard to go

We're sorry that we did you wrong

And made it hurt to hold your schlong

CHORUS

Yeast infections are bad

They really make us itch

Put on some cream, it'll go away

'Cause if you don't it's here to stay

Hey!

I'm standing there in disbelief

I only wanted some relief

I tried and tried to no avail

Ten seconds of heaven-now I'm in hell

We're going to the pharmacy

'Cause we are also quite itchy

You're no the only one in hell

It feels like **** for us as well

CHORUS