Classic Asshole

Plastic people with plastic lives

They think they're so civilized

I think that they're full of ****

They can suck my ******* ****

Who cut your hair?

Where'd you get those shoes?

I think I'm gonna puke

So-called artists hang at Copymat

Duplicating each other's crap

Virgins sing about ***

We stole this song from X

Wanna be a star

With my new guitar

I'm gonna throw up

Don't know why I feel this way

I think I just need to get laid

This band sure as **** ain't getting paid

Until we get signed-then we'll have it made?

Yeah, I got my pen

Sign me up for ten

I won't miss all my friends

If I could just fit 'em in the van

You're a classic asshole

You're a classic asshole

You're a classic asshole