My Darling

*Yawns

Yeah' look

If I woulda rap about the crap that's out

That's the route you probably want me to take

Cause you're just dyin' to know what I think

And my take on some other rappers

If I was to say something about Paul Wall' you'd probably crap in your

Pants' cause I'm white' and he's white' so he's like

My competition I mean' right?

Nope' Paul Wall is dope

And so's Bubba' so BLALALALAPFFTTTTT

B-b-b-b-b-but' I don't compete with nobody

I just go hard' do the rope-a-dope Ali

Shuffle' and dance around my opponents' you don't

Sometime's I just play possom' Like I'm asleep that's awesome

I'm like a sleeping Giant' and when I awake I'm like Dre

I just jump from outta nowhere and bite Ray

Sink my teeth in him and fill him' full of poison

And make a noise like snake before I kill him

And let him know that I just don't feel him

And smack him with the backward E' the Eminem emblem

Always thought if you was gonna murder somebody you should face em

Tell em why' look them dead in the eye' then waste em

And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of hell

And swallow the shell of the hollow who dwell

And the shadows of all who are willing to sell

Their souls' for this rap game' and it g-g-goes

123' 123' 123' that ain't the hook' now follow me

There's nothing else for me to say' my public adores me

Everybody bores me' they're just so corny

So at night before I sleep' I look in the mirror

The mirror grows lips and it whispers "Come nearer"

My Darling' I don't ever want you to leave me

My Darling' you and me were meant to be together

My Darling' And if I cannot have you' no one can' you're my

My Darling' cause I possess your soul' your mind' your heart and your body

I don't ever want you to leave me

My Darling' you and me were meant to be together

My Darling' And if I cannot have you' no one can' you're my

My Darling' cause I possess your soul' your mind' your heart and your body

"Shady' I know you're in there' so where? Come here

Talk to me' sit here' pull up a chair

Why don't you gotcha hair? Hahahahaha

Dye it back' come on' try it" AHHHHHHHHH

No' I told you' leave me the fuck alone will you?

"But I'm here to rebuild you"' But I already killed you!

"But Shady' we were meant for eachother

Think about your mother"' yeah so what of her?

"Well think about what she did to you and your little brother

All them foster homes..."' Fuck you motherfucker!

I had you beat "No I was playin' possom' remember?

I let you watch your little girls blossom

I gave you enough time' your souls mine

I'm taking it back"' you fucking bitch WHY?!

"Because I love you' look a little closer

Isn't that us on that poster? haha"

My Darling' I don't ever want you to leave me

My Darling' you and me were meant to be together

My Darling' and if I cannot have you' no one can' you're my

My Darling' cause I possess your soul' your mind' your heart and your body

I don't ever want you to leave me

My Darling' you and me were meant to be together

My Darling' and if I cannot have you' no one can' you're my

My Darling' cause I possess your soul' your mind' your heart and your body

"Shady' listen... "SHADY!"' you hear that?

They're screaming for you' I can bring your career back"

But I don't want it back! "Yes you do..."

No I don't! "Yes you do' you're gonna regret it later!"

No I won't! "I'ma get Dre on the phone' I'll just call the doctor"

Go ahead' I already talked to' Dre yesterday

"Well I got him on the phone right now!"

You're lying' "yo slim"' HOW' WHY NOW?!

Whatup Dre? "Check this out Slim' I gotta talk to ya

I don't know' it just seems every since you got off ya

Drugs' you became alot softer"

But Dre' all Shady is is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka

"Well' just think about it Slim' I'm here

Just hit me back' and let me know what's up"

Fuck this mirror! AHHHHHHH

"I'm not in the mirror' I'm inside you' let me guide you"

Fuck you' die you son of a bitch

"Put the gun down"' BYE BYE!

Ok I'm still alive' "So am I too!

You can kill a spirit' even if you tried to

Haha' you sold your soul to me' need I remind you?

You remember that night you' prayed to god

You'd give anything to get a record deal' well Dre signed you

This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall' right through

Look at this house' look at these cars' I'm so nice' wooo!

Oh' but you didn't know' fame has a price too

That you're just now seeing the downside to

Lose your best friend from highschool' your wife too

Ain't even sure if your kids like you

Come off tour' can't even sleep at night without Nyquill

Become a valium addict' start a rehab cycle

But together we can break the cycle

Marshall..." WHAT! "no one's gonna love you like I do!"

My Darling' I don't ever want you to leave me

My Darling' you and me were meant to be together

My Darling' and if I cannot have you' no one can' you're my

My Darling' cause I possess your soul' your mind' your heart and your body

I don't ever want you to leave me

My Darling' you and me were meant to be together

My Darling' and if I cannot have you' no one can' you're my

My Darling' cause I possess your soul' your mind' your heart and your body

I said' I don't ever want you to leave me

My Darling' you and me were meant to be together

My Darling' and if I cannot have you' no one can' you're my

My Darling' cause I possess your soul' your mind' your heart and your bod