歌词
I don't know dude
哥们儿 我不知道
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
我觉得他们都是垃圾,而且特别嫉妒我,因为我是乐队的主唱
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude
我觉得他们都特么跟我有仇
And they need to take it up with me after the show
不过在这场演出之后,他们就得开始跪舔我了
Because
因为
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
这些小妞儿根本不知道我们乐队的名字
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
但是她们都喜欢我,想跟我握手
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
因为她们知道,我小宇宙一爆发就是男神
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
这一切都是因为我是乐队主唱
所以为走下舞台,扔掉话筒
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
在性感女孩中走来走去
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
对她们说“过的咋样啊小妞儿们,我是Slim Shady”
"What's up ladies' my name's Slim Shady"
“宝贝儿们,我是D12的主唱哟”
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
她们都说“我的天哪!是他”
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
“我了个大擦的,Becky快来看这是Eminem”
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
“我发誓,哥们儿,你特么的帅呆了”
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
“求你了让我跟你约吧”
"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
现在,那些剩下的哥们儿嫉妒了
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
特别是当我放弃节奏开始自由说唱
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
所有的小妞儿都开始尖叫
All the chicks start yellin'' all the hot babes
所有的性感女孩都把她们的胸罩、衬衫和内裤王台上扔
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
所以,像其他的晚上一样,他们跟我打了一架
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
但是我们之间打架有点像一场封闭的对抗
But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
因为他们要在第二天的晚上跟我一起演出
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
哥们儿,我觉得你在抢我风头
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
昨儿Kuniva想捅我一刀
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
因为我跟她说Jessica Alba是我老婆
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
这个摇滚明星真垃圾,因为这是我的生活
This rock star shit' it's the life for me
所有其他的歌手都讨厌我
And all the other guys just despise me be
这些小妞儿根本不知道我们乐队的名字
但是她们都喜欢我,想跟我握手
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
因为她们知道,我小宇宙一爆发就是男神
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
这一切都是因为我是乐队主唱
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
我的乐队
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
我的乐队
我的乐队
My band
我的乐队
My band
我的乐队
My band
我的乐队
My band
我的乐队
My band
我的乐队
My band
我的乐队
My band
你们就想看到一个黑人在后台是吧?
My band
嘿爹地,为什么我们不能在proto上饶舌
My band
碾压这些主场们,来一场表演
但是我们在卡车里,他们在巡演大巴上
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
你们这些大骗子,你们根本不想要我的签名
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
而且我是Swift(哦我还以为你是Kuniva)
Smash these vocals and do a performance
那个更衣室到底出了什么问题
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
因为我的简直比一个十进制数还要小
You don't want my autograph' yous a liar
你看我知道怎么饶舌,这很简单
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
但是我只是在按照一本Russell Simmons的书读
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
所以我我更专心于走向世界
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
不要在我背上抹泪的时候做开合跳了
See I know how to rap' see it's simple but
看看阿姆,这个小傻蛋还以为自己是个人物呢
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
我知道他发现自己上了flikr
So I'm more intect' tryna get on the map
我还以为我们访谈的是DJ Clue
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
你试音会迟到的
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
哥们儿我不去试音了
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
但是我们的麦克风都是坏的,就他的是好的
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
你知道我说的是那个人
嘿阿姆
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
哥们儿不要
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
我以为你要骂他,咋回事儿啊
You know what man I'ma say somethin
我想的时候会告诉他让他闭嘴的
Hey yo Em
哥们儿闭嘴,我们作为一个团队的时候你根本不帮我
(
当我想在你后面讲话的时候我会帮你的
Man no
我发誓,我发誓
I thought you bout to tell him off' what's up
这些小妞儿根本不知道我们乐队的名字
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it' man shut up
但是她们都喜欢我,想跟我握手
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
因为她们知道,我小宇宙一爆发就是男神
When I was bout to talk right after you
这一切都是因为我是乐队主唱
I swear' I swear man
他们说主唱特帅,但是这个组合却不咋地
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
一旦我们将体育场卖给游乐园
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
我将会让这个世界知道,Proof很厉害
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
在他音乐开始的时候,我应该把他的麦克风给掐了
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
做好准备去干翻一个脑残粉
每次我听到“嘿哥们儿我爱死你们都能乐队了”
They say the lead singers rock' but the group does not
煞笔,我们根本不是个乐队,我们都不用乐器
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
所以为什么他拿90%,我们只拿到10%
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
哪里都能看到这群人
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
煞笔,你继续吧
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
我走不到舞台,保安挡住了我的路
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
你们特么的都是谁,Obie和Dre哪去了
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
尼玛我烦死这个组合了
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
到了我去solo和做一些loop了
And these guys they can find every area code
我跟你讲,是我写了这些节奏和说唱
Bitch carry your own
一直到Kon Artis跟我有了点矛盾
Can't make it to the stage' security in my way
在Lose Yourself的音频里我站在后面
(Who the fuck are you Where's Obie and Dre )
在Superman的音频里我站在后面
***dammit I'm sick of this group
媒体垃圾,我得到了一些消息
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
Marshall垃圾,请回答我们的问题
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
比如“D12是啥,我们怎么起步的”
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Eminem怎么样了
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
你是白痴吗
Superman video I was in the back
不管咋样我是乐队里最受欢迎的
Fuck the media' I got some suggestions
我有肥屁股大肚子,姑娘们觉得我特萌
Fuck Marshall' ask us the questions
50 cent跟我说做一下仰卧起坐,这样你会获得更多粉丝
Like who's D12' how we get started
我做了两个半,然后弃疗了
(What about Eminem )
D12垃圾,我要退出乐队
Bitch are you retarded
我要跟真正的Roxanne组个团
姑娘们,为什么你们不明白,你们是我的唯一
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
我屁股都快碎了才发现你们根本不知道我的乐队
Big ass stomache' bitches think I'm cute
这些小妞儿根本不知道我们乐队的名字(哈哈)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
但是她们都喜欢我,想跟我握手(Marshall垃圾)
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
因为她们知道,我小宇宙一爆发就是男神
Fuck D12' I'm outta this band
这一切都是因为我是乐队主唱
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
我的乐队
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
我的乐队
And it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band
我的乐队
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
我的乐队
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
我的乐队
我的乐队
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
我的乐队
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
我的乐队
My Band
全世界最性感的男生
My Band
D12
My Band
我是乐队主唱,我能让她们宽衣解带
My Band
我是乐队主唱
My Band
我的萨尔萨能让这些漂亮妞儿跳舞
My Band
我的萨尔萨,关注一下我的下一首单曲,它就叫“我的萨尔萨”
My Band
我的萨尔萨,萨尔萨,萨尔萨,我的萨尔萨
My Band
让这些漂亮妞儿跳舞
让她们宽衣解带
The hottest boy band in the world
我的萨尔萨让这些漂亮妞儿跳舞
D12
让她们宽衣解带
I'm the lead singer of my band' I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
(他们人呢?)
And the lead singer of my band' my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa' look out for my next single' it's called My Salsa
My salsa' salsa' salsa' salsa' my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants' my salsa
(Where'd everybody go )
专辑信息
1.ShadyXV
2.Psychopath Killer
3.Die Alone
4.Vegas
5.Y’all Ready Know
6.Guts Over Fear
7.Down
8.Bane
9.Fine Line
10.Twisted
11.Right For Me
12.Detroit vs. Everybody
13.Till It's Gone
14.I Get Money
15.Purple Pills
16.Lose Yourself
17.Cry Now (Shady Remix)
18.Lets Roll
19.Hammer Dance
20.P.I.M.P
21.You Don't Know
22.My Band
23.Wanna Know
24.Wanksta
25.The Set Up
26.In Da Club
27.Fight Music
28.Pop The Trunk
29.Lose Yourself (Original Demo Version)