The Warmest Room

A rainy afternoon, spent in the warmest room

She lay before me and said

"Yes, it's true that I have seen some naked men"

As she made for the door leaving me on the floor

I wish I'd done biology

For an urge within me wanted to do it then

And here she comes again and I'm sitting on my hands

And she sings to me that siren song

Here she comes again and I'm biting my lip

But it won't be long

As brother Barry said when he married Marion

The wife has three great attributes

Intelligence, a Swiss army knife and charm

That's not enough sometimes and she did speak her mind

And told them all that she believed

The only way to disarm is to disarm

And here she comes again and I'm sitting on my hands

And she sings to me that siren song

Here she comes again and I'm biting my lip

But it won't be long

I know people whose idea of fun

Is throwing stones in the river in the afternoon sun

Oh, let me be as free as them, don't let her pass this way again, hey

Though you cannot be blamed but I've become inflamed

With thoughts of lust and thoughts of power

Thoughts of love and the thoughts of chairman Mao

We have such little time at your place or mine

I can't wait till we take our blood tests

Oh baby, let's take our blood tests now

And here she comes again and I'm sitting on my hands

And she sings to me that siren song

Here she comes again and I'm biting my lip

But it won't be long

Here she comes again and I'm sitting on my hands

And she sings to me that siren song

Here she comes again and I'm biting my lip

But it won't be long

Here she comes again and I'm sitting on my hands

And she sings to me that siren song

Here she comes again, I bite my lip and I'll take a chip

But it won't be long, it won't be long