Mary Long

Mary Long is a hypocrite

She does all the things that she tells us not to do

Selling filth from a corner shop

And knitting patterns to the high street queue

She paints roses, even makes them smell good

And then she draws ******* on the khazy wall

Drowns kittens just to get a thrill

And writes sermons in the Sunday Chronicle

How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ?

When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?

Mary told Johnny not to write such trash

Said it was a waste of public money

She made a fuss, they made apologies

But everybody thought the show was funny

When the nation knew you'd had children

It came as such a surprise

We really didn't know you'd had it in you

How you did it we can only surmise

How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ?

When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?

Mary Long, you're not alone

But you're a long way behind our times

What we do in full frontal view

Is more honest than your clean-up mind

What I'm saying, Mary Long is

When you can spare a minute

Go find your friend the porny Lord

Dig your self a hole and jump in it

How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ?

When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?

How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ?

When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?

Mary Long.....

Mary Long.....

Mary Long.....

Mary Long.....

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