We Are the Gothic Archies

We are The Gothic Archies (Archies)

Death, Tentacles and Pip

Be sure to buy a record

And don't forget to tip

The Gothic Archies are we

With whom you should not mess

The apogee and zenith

Of gothicarchieness

We are The Gothic Archies (Archies)

Death, Tentacles and Pip

Be sure to buy a T-shirt

And then you will be hip

Are The Gothic Archies we?

Oh, are we ever they

In fact, it is a mystery

How anyone could say

We're not The Gothic Archies (Archies)

Pip, Tentacles, and Death

We love to kill such people

By squeezing out their breath

Are we The Gothic Archies?

Be careful what you say

(You are The Gothic Archies)

(Ta-ra-raboom-de-ray)

Oh, the archiesway othicgay ethay

Areway eway;

Illiantbray yricistslay

An'tcay ouyay eesay?

Though gothic we are Archie (Archie)

Though archie we are goth

No satan-worshippers we

We worship Yog-Sothoth

,eihcra era ew cithog ohT

(eihcra) htog era ew eihcra oht

Ew sreppihsrow-natas oN

!htohtoS-goY pihsrow eW