Scream and Run Away (album version)

The Count has an eye on his ankle

And lives in a horrible place

He wants all your money, he's never at all funny

He wants to remove your face

And you might be thinking what a romp this is

But wait 'til you meet his accomplices

When you see Count Olaf, you're suddenly full of

Disgust and despair and dismay

In the whole of the soul

Of Count Olaf there's no love

When you see Count Olaf, count to zero

Then scream and run away!

Scream, scream, scream and run away

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run

Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run

Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die

Two women with powdered white faces

And one long-nosed bald man with warts

Things worsen and worsen, there's a hook-handed person

And others with nastier parts

This evil and unpleasant crew

Complete Count Olaf's acting troupe

The goal of Count Olaf is getting control of

The fortunes of urchins and orphans, hooray

I mean, horrors, Count Olaf

Is no laughing matter

When you see Count Olaf, count to zero

Then scream and run away!

Scream, scream, scream and run away

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run

Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run

Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die