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***uality

I've had relations with girls from many nations

I've made passes at women of all classes

And just because you're gay I won't turn you away

If you stick around I'm sure that we can find some common ground

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***uality - Strong and warm and wild and free

***uality - Your laws do not apply to me

A nuclear submarine sinks off the coast of Sweden

Headlines give me headaches when I read them

I had an uncle who once played for Red Star Belgrade

He said some things are really best left unspoken

But I prefer it all to be out in the open

***uality - Strong and warm and wild and free

***uality - Your laws do not apply to me

***uality - Don't threaten me with misery

***uality - I demand equality

I'm sure that everybody knows how much my body hates me

It lets me down most every time and makes me rash and hasty

I feel a total jerk before your naked body of work

I'm getting weighed down with all this information

Safe *** doesn't mean no *** it just means use your imagination

Stop playing with yourselves in hard currency hotels

I look like Robert De Niro, I drive a Mitsubishi Zero

***uality - Strong and warm and wild and free

***uality - Your laws do not apply to me

***uality - Come eat and drink and sleep with me

***uality - We can be what we want to be