When You're Near Me I Have Difficulty

When you're near me I have difficulty respirating

When you're near me I have difficulty concentrating

When you're near me I have difficulty standing upright

When you're near me I have difficulty sleeping at night

I used to stand proud like a sphinx

In a noble immovable state

Then your heart nailed me under a jinx

Now I'm feeling like a jellyfish

Just a spineless wobbly jellyfish

And it's great, great, so great

I used to stand high like a pine

Just a piece of emotionless wood

When you put your body near mine

Now I'm feeling like a jellyfish

And it's good, good, so good

I used to be an iceman

Living in iceman town

So I'm warning all you cool cool icemen

You'd better be prepared to be melted right down

down

When you're near me I have difficulty