歌词与中文翻译
I've just **** myself in public
夹不紧了，我真的夹不紧了
And I don't know what to do
这可怎么办啊
I've given the world a present
就当这是我送给美好世界的礼物
Made from my iridescent poo
我拿我突如其来的腹痛做的
And I've just **** myself in public(HAHA,***)
算了夹不紧我就不夹了
And now I'm calling on you
好的现在你能救救我吗
And ooh, what am I gonna do?
我要怎么办啊
I can't take an Über
Uber不可能的
'Cause I'm afraid it'd drop my rating
信誉评分会降低的好伐？
And I can't go in the subway
地铁还是算了吧
'Cause that would be irritating
一定要这么刺激吗？
And my social anxiety would skyrocket
我对于这个社会的恐惧突飞猛进
'Cause they can tell that I've taken a *** in public
因为他们会说我随身携带农家肥
I **** myself in public
谁能想到我真的只是夹不紧了呢
Oh in public
还在众目睽睽只下
But this is the end of the song
不说了不说了