歌词与中文翻译
Today's the day
[la:EN]
that your moms vag was on display
[re:LRCgenerator.com]
Your fat ****ed face slipped out
[ve:4.00]
and I wish you would've stayed cause
今天可是个神圣日子呢
It's just your birthday
多年之前，你告诉阿姨，你等不及来这个世界看看了
why do we even celebrate
终于，你胖乎乎的小脸蛋出现了
screw your dinner party
不过我诚挚建议你今天待在家里好了
i'll just stay at home and
既然生日就只是个生日而已
**********
那我们干嘛要为你庆祝呢
I went to CVS and bought
不好意思惹，还在你的晚宴上乱作一团
the first card I saw
你不好好待在家，那我待在家里好了
it said congrats
忍住，不能说脏话
on that TORAH READING
我去了礼品店
****ING MAZEL TOV
随手买下一个红包
I could've tried to get a reasonable gift
在红不拉几的牛皮纸上
but you don't deserve it
有一个烫金大字“寿”
and I don't really give a ****
还有个硕大无比的寿桃
I didn't respond to the first
本来应该用心准备礼物的
RSVP
但是送给你的话，收益和付出的心血完全不成比例
take a hint you dumb broad
所以老娘屁都懒得放一个
and please stop reminding me
抱歉，没有第一时间回复你的
cause we don't care that it's your birthday
收到请回复
don't you see?
因为老娘懒得看你充满暗示和胁迫的99+
so stop polluting us
请宁停止夺命连环call
with all these photos on our feed
我们都不会在意哪天是你生日的
You're not a child anymore
这都看不出来的话，建议配个眼镜呢亲亲
you blew those candles like a whore
不要再污染我们的朋友圈了
I don't care that it's your birthday.
尤其是你那些偷拍的表情包
命运之红弦
都已经脱离了未成年人保护法的年龄了，还这么幼稚