歌词
[phone dialing]
911，您那边发生什么了
911, what is your emergency?
你好，额...
Hi, uh...
*cough*
这个，这个，这有一点尴尬
This, it was like, this's kinda awkward...
我，呃...
I, um
*sigh*
天啊
(Oh geez)
我，额，我掉进厕所里了
I, uh, I fell in the toilet
女士..你掉进厕所里了？
Mam...you FELL IN THE TOILET?
我掉...我掉进了..呃..
I fell in...I fell inside the, the, um...
你可以自己出来吗？
Can you get yourself out of that?
明..明显不可以啊！
O...OBVIOUSLY NOT
这..这就是为什么（我打给你们）
It's...which is why...
好好好，你是怎么，怎么掉进去的
OK, well, how, how did you get your...bum stuck?
我刚刚，呃...
I...I was um...
*cough*
我刚刚...在..我刚刚在洗澡...
I was, um, tak...I was taking a sh...um...
你是..
You're...
呃，不是在拉粑粑，就是..其实两个都有
Uh, not defecating, it was...actually a bit of both
我掉...然后我掉进去了，呃..我...
I fell...I fell in and, uh, I...um...
在...你现在在一个大坑里面？厕所的？
In the...you're in the big hole? In the toilet?
我在..那个..我就在一个大坑里面
I, I'm in...the...I'm in the big hole...
但我是在小的那个坑里面
...But I'm also in the little one
你在一个小的...
You're in the littl...
怎么..怎么做到的？
How...how...
我的整个屁屁卡在里面了
With my entire ass
女士女士..我会派一个单位过去
Mam, mam...I'm gonna send a unit
是不是一整个单位？
Is this an entire unit?
随叫随到的，呃，我们有火灾..火灾应急人员
On call, uh, we've got fire...we've got fire responder
我们...
We've got...
别派那些火灾...求你别派他们过来
Please don't send the fire...please don't
请您坐在那别动
Please sit tight...
我，我害羞了，我觉得他们会把我弄出去
I, I flushed, because I thought that the power would then eject me out
但确实会把我的屁屁卡得更结实
But it really had just sucked me farther...
对了，是不是一整个单位？
Is this an entire unit?
女士，我们已经派遣人员去您家里了
Mam, we have...responders coming your way
啥..你说“人员”
Wha...when you say RESPONDERS
一共有多少个...
How many are com...
老娘现在一丝不挂的
I, I'M COMPLETELY NAKED
我们派了一辆车
We have one car
我们会帮到您的
We...we will show decency
一辆车，还有一个...
We have one car, we have a fire...
只是，我们必须叫他们去，以防万一
Just, we have to call them, just in case...
那好吧
Okay
好的，女士您听着，这些人员向你的..
Alright listen now, these units to your...
他们长得好不好看啊？
Are they good-looking?
女士，他们...
Mam, they...
这些消防员帅不帅？
Are they good-looking firemen?
你可不可以派那种帅帅的坏坏的可以吸的？
Can you send over kind of a...kind of a raggedy one?
但是，你懂得，可能还有坡脚的
But, you know, maybe a gimpy leg?
我不可以
I can't, I can't...
你身边有没有毛巾
Is there a towel near you?
你可以..你可以挡一下自己
You can...you can grab and cover yourself?
只有一顶浴帽
Only a shower cap
我现在戴着的那个
Which I'm currently wearing
我现在戴着那些浴帽
I'm wearing the shower caps
所以我，我大概可以把一个放在胸那里
So I, I can maybe put it on one breast, but...
放在你的...
On your...
你可以一直接着电话吗，和我？
Can you wait on the phone? With me?
好的好的
Okay...
我现在一个人，呃...
I'm alone...and um...
请坐在那别动
Please sit tight...
我没有母亲
I never had a mom
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