歌词
"Right," said Fred, "Both of us together
One each end and steady as we go."
Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and
"Right," said Fred, "Give a shout for Charlie."
Up comes Charlie from the floor below.
After strainin', heavin' and complainin'
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea.
And Charlie had a think, and he thought we ought to take off all the handles
And the things wot held the candles.
But it did no good, well I never thought it would
"All right," said Fred, "Have to take the feet off
To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo."
Took its feet off, even took the seat off
Should have got us somewhere but no!
So Fred said, "Let's have another cuppa tea."
And we said, "right-o."
"Right," said Fred, "Have to take the door off
Need more space to shift the so-and-so."
Had bad twinges taking off the hinges
And it got us nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and
"Right," said Fred, "Have to take the wall down,
That there wall is gonna have to go."
Took the wall down, even with it all down
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea.
And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred,
I get a sort of feelin'
If we remove the ceiling
With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through."
"All right," said Fred, climbing up a ladder
With his crowbar gave a mighty blow.
Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome.
So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea
And then we went home.
( I said to Charlie, "We'll just have to leave it
Standing on the landing, that's all
You see the trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty
You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty." )
专辑信息
1.Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
2.Come Outside
3.(How Much Is) That Doggie In The Window
4.Rubber Biscuit
5.Donald Where's Your Trousers
6.The Flying Saucer (Part 1 And 2)
7.That Noise
8.Beep Beep
9.My Boomerang Won't Come Back
10.Pink Shoelaces
11.Seven Little Girls
12.Mr. Custer
13.Speedy Gonzales
14.Right, Said Fred
15.Monster Mash
16.What A Mouth
17.Western Movies
18.Delaware
19.Hoots Mon
20.The Sewers Of The Strand
21.Funny All Over
22.The Ying Tong Song
23.My Brother
24.Charlie Brown
25.Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be
26.Three Coins In The Sewer
27.The Army Game
28.Ragtime Cowboy Joe
29.More Money For You And Me
30.Alley Oop
31.Hole In The Ground
32.A Pub With No Beer
33.Me And My Shadow
34.Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb)
35.Witch Doctor
36.Dinner With Drac
37.Baby Sittin Boogie
38.Don't Bring Lulu
39.Cocktails For Two
40.My Baby's Crazy 'Bout Elvis
41.Green Door
42.Where Will The Dimple Be
43.Ape Call
44.Don't Jump Off The Roof, Dad
45.Any Old Iron
46.Hello My Darlings
47.The Great Pretender
48.Close The Door
49.The Purple People Eater Meets The Witch Doctor
50.In The Middle Of The House
51.You're A Pink Toothbrush
52.Heartbreak Hotel
53.The Mole In The Hole
54.Pop Goes The Weasel
55.Ahab The Arab
56.Yogi
57.Mad Passionate Love
58.You're Driving Me Crazy
59.Bloodnock's Rock 'N' Roll Call
60.The Mummy
61.Gun-Totin' Critter Called Jack
62.Striped Purple Shirt
63.Will I What
64.Goodness Gracious Me
65.Jellied Eels
66.Big Mouth Bill
67.Skin Tight, Pin Stripped, Purple Pedal Pushers
68.Lop-Sided Over Loaded
69.I've Been Everywhere
70.Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour (On The Bedpost Overnight)
71.My Old Man's A Dustman
72.Transistor Radio
73.Gather In The Mushrooms
74.With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
75.When I'm Cleaning Windows