The Crusher

One, two, three

Now I wanna wrestle in the garden

I'm on my way to stardom

I know I'm ready,

I know I'm great

But first

I've got to get in shape'

Cause I've got my eyes on the

Russian Bear

Gonna tear him up,

I swearThis guy thinks he's the champion player

Gonna take his belt, gonna beat him up

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King of the

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Ring'I'm ready for a match with the

Russian Bear

Gonna pile, drive him, pull his hair

I might have a foreign in my trunks

I might have to use on that punk

Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone

If you're my victim you're beaten

I'm a lean, mean fighting machine

Powerful and strong like

King KongI'm '

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King of the

Ring'Started having second thoughts,

I was scared as hell

The last thing

I wanted was to hear them ring the bell

I mean the

Russian Bear could probably tear me limb from limb

He'd probably grin, be real happy with himself

This is not good for my health

I'm not coming out of this dressing room

An' get beaten up by that goon

Go back to

Russia, go back home

Don't wanna get a broken bone or a lump on my head

Ain't gonna hide under the bed

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