Drive-Thru

JB: Kage...

KG: Yeah?

JB: Let's go to this drive-thru. (Motor Sounds)

KG: Oh good,

I'm starvin'.

Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)

JB: Yeah, um...ah

Drive-thru guy:

May I have your order?

JB: Yeah, hold on a second,

I'm lookin' at the menu

Drive-thru guy: okay

JB: ...ah l-

Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?

JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything...

I'll tell you what

I want. um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?

Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.

JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets?

I'm, I'm tryin'to...

Drive thru-guy:

They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?

JB: Shut up and listen to my order.

Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away.

I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing.

I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.

Drive-thru guy:

They come in six or twelve pieces sir...

JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets.

And then, uh, can

I have a junior western bacon chee?

A JUNIOR western bacon chee.

I'm trying to watch my figure.

Drive-thru guy:

Western Bacon

Cheeseburger...

JB: A JUNI

OR Western

Bacon Chee...

Drive-thru guy:

Would you like that with onions?

JB: No Onions.

Drive-thru guy:

Okay, Junior

Bacon Chee...

Total is $6.57

JB: Okay, and

I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less calories, 'cuz it's fish.

Drive-thru guy:

Fillet of

Fish... JB:

Now if you could take a

Coca-Cola, and just go half

Coca-Cola, half

Diet Coke...'cuz

I'm tryin to watch my figure...

Tryin to loose some of the weight.

Drive-thru guy:

You want half

Coca-Cola, half...

JB: Um, and a

SMALL, a *

SMALL* Chocolate

Shake. Because

I'm tryin to watch my figure, not a large, a small.

Drive-thru guy:

It come's in medium-small or medium-large.

JB: Um...

Drive-thru guy:

Small Chocolate

Shake. JB:

Also a small seasoned-curlies

Drive-thru guy:

Seasoned-curlies...

JB: Small, seasoned-curlies.

Drive-thru guy:

Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon cheeseburger...

JB: Okay, uh...

**** my ass, what else?

Give me, uh...alright.

Cherries Jubilee and that's it.

Drive-thru guy:

Cherries Jubilee.

JB: Wait,

Kage, what do you want?

KG: Ah...Jeez, let me have a...

I think I want the regular, uh, western bacon-cheeseburger,

Large shake, um...

JB: Oh God!

Come on with the order.

KG: I'm...

JB: Take forever.

KG: That's all

I want. That's all

I want...

JB: good.

How much is that sir?

Drive-thru guy:

That'll be, uh, $14.75.

At the window please, will you drive up?

JB: Do you have any money?

KG: Oh shoot, um, oh god.

Yeah, I got...do you have s...

I got like...

JB: Give it to me.

KG: Alright, here.

JB: Okay, we only have, uh...alright.

I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order.

Okay, thank you, let's go. (Motor Sounds)