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Cock Pushups

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KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact,
I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah,
I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you ****** lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible.
Your cock can support your whole weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...
I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

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  1. **** Her Gently
  2. Lee
  3. Dio
  4. Tribute
  5. Rock Your Socks
  6. Kielbasa
  7. One Note Song
  8. Wonderboy
  9. Hard ****ing
  10. Explosivo
  11. Inward Singing
  12. Kyle Quit The Band
  13. The Road
  14. Cock Pushups
  15. Friendship Test
  16. Friendship
  17. Karate Schnitzel
  18. Drive-Thru
  19. Double Team
  20. City Hall/I Believe/Malibu Nights Medley