**** Machine

Woah-oh-oh

(Don't let your momma know)

You can have the *** with me

(Woah-oh-oh)

Money back guarantee

(Woah-oh-oh)

We can make a **** machine

(Woah-oh-oh)

A **** machine

You can have the *** with me

(Woah-oh-oh)

We can make a baby or three

(Woah-oh-oh)

We can make a **** machine

(Woah-oh-oh)

A **** machine

Now we don't care

If you're a girl or a toy

If you're a game or a boy

If you're nerd or a whore

This ****t is so bad

It could win a Grammy

This **** is so sick

We could start a family

Now this calls for a celebration

With a little in vitro fertilization

You're comin' for us

We're comin' for you

You're comin' for us

We're coming' for all of you

You can have the *** with me

(Woah-oh-oh)

Science fiction fantasy

(Woah-oh-oh)

We can make a **** machine

(Woah-oh-oh)

A **** machine

You can have the *** with me

(Woah-oh-oh)

How bad could it be?

(Woah-oh-oh)

We can make a **** machine

(Woah-oh-oh)

A **** machine

(Don't let your momma know)

(All right!)

(Go-go-go-go)

You can have the *** with me

(Woah-oh-oh)

Money back guarantee

(Woah-oh-oh)

We can make a **** machine

(Woah-oh-oh)

A **** machine

You can have the *** with me

(Woah-oh-oh)

We can make a baby or three

(Woah-oh-oh)

We can make a **** machine

(Woah-oh-oh)

A **** machine

(Woah-oh-oh)