Hey Tomorrow **** You and Your Friend Yesterday

Everyone is super young

They're ******* and they're getting drunk

They left me in the dust again

That seems to have become a trend

I'm sinking down the ******* drain

Drinking away all the pain

I think I'll blow my brains out NOW

They're stealing everything I've made

Corrupting every girl I've laid

Doing it better and getting paid

I'm very very very afraid

There's nowhere left for me to go

I burned out a long time ago

I guess I'm just an ass-HOLE

(Eins. Zwie. Drei. Vier.)

Hey tomorrow

**** you and your friend yesterday

You can never catch me because

I'm old, I'm bold, I broke that ******* mold

When I was young, and dumb, and full of ******* cum

And if you feel the way that I'm supposed to feel

Then you are

Youth is wasted on the young

What ******* planet are you from?

You think that you're the only one

Who's ever ******* lived before

I have died a thousand deaths

I've sucked upon a million breasts

My compliments to all the chefs

AHHH

Whatever gets me through the day

Is how I throw my life away

These lyrics are becoming gay

It's just like 50 Shades Of Gray

You're doing everything I want

Being everything I'm not

And reaping all the benefits

AHHH

Hey tomorrow

**** you and your friend yesterday

You can never catch me because

I'm old, I'm bold, I broke that ******* mold

When I was young, and dumb, and full of ******* cum

And if you feel the way that I'm supposed to feel

Then you are

You are

You are

You are

Yo, I am a relic from the past

Praise the Caesar

These days, I'm all I got

And that ain't much

My life is fanfiction

If I was gonna kill myself, I would tell you

You're only young once,

but you can't be immature forever

Hey tomorrow

**** you and your friend yesterday

You can never catch me because

I'm old, I'm bold, I broke that ******* mold

When I was young, and dumb, and full of ******* cum

And if you feel the way that I'm supposed to feel

Then you are