歌词
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man.
No one says no to Gaston.
Darn right.
Dismissed, rejected...
publicly humiliated.
Why, it's more than I can bear.
More beer?
What for?
Nothing helps.
I'm disgraced.
Who, you?
Never!
Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No... one's... Slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team
They prefer to be on,
No... one's... been like Gaston
A kingpin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft
In his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a guy, that Gaston
Give five "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!"
Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips
No... one... Fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see, I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny That's right
And every last inch of me's covered with hair
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match,
nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating
Ptooey! Ten points for Gaston!
When I was a lad
I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
No... one... Shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's G-A-S- T -
G-A-S-T - E -
G-A-S-T-O - oh!
Gaston!
专辑信息
1.You've Got A Friend In Me [Toy Story]
2.Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah [Song Of The South]
3.Age Of Not Believing [Bedknobs And Broomsticks]
4.Pink Elephants On Parade [Dumbo]
5.I've Got No Strings [Pinocchio]
6.The Ballad Of Davy Crockett [Davy Crockett]
7.Give A Little Whistle [Pinocchio]
8.Portobello Road [Bedknobs And Broomsticks]
9.I Won't Say I'm In Love [Hercules]
10.Following The Leader [Peter Pan]
11.Cruella de Ville [101 Dalmatians]
12.Love [Robin Hood]
13.Oo-De-Lally [Robin Hood]
14.The Mob Song [Beauty And The Beast]
15.The Rain Rain Rain Came Down Down Down [Winnie The Pooh]
16.A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes [Cinderella]
17.Chim Chim Cheree [Mary Poppins]
18.Jolly Holiday [Mary Poppins]
19.Spoonful Of Sugar [Mary Poppins]
20.Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious [Mary Poppins]
21.Be Prepared [The Lion King]
22.Best Of Friends [The Fox And The Hound]
23.When You Wish Upon A Star [Pinocchio]
24.What's This [The Nightmare Before Christmas]
25.Oogie Boogie's Song [The Nightmare Before Christmas]
26.Jack's Lament [The Nightmare Before Christmas]
27.A Whole New World[Aladdin]
28.Circle Of Life [The Lion King]
29.Beauty And The Beast [Beauty And The Beast]
30.Under The Sea [The Little Mermaid]
31.Hakuna Matata [The Lion King]
32.Kiss The Girls [The Little Mermaid]
33.I Just Can't Wait To Be King [The Lion King]
34.Poor Unfortunate Souls [The Little Mermaid]
35.Monkey's Uncle [The Monkey's Uncle]
36.Ugly Bug Ball [Summer Magic]
37.Spectrum Song [Walt Disney's Wonderful World Of Color]
38.Colonel Hathi's March [The Jungle Book]
39.Whale Of A Tale [20, 000 Leagues Under The Sea]
40.You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly! [Peter Pan]
41.Work Song [Cinderella]
42.Someday My Prince Will Come [Snow White]
43.Minnie's Yoo Hoo! [Mickey Mouse Theme Song]
44.Be Our Guest [Beauty And The Beast]
45.Can You Feel The Love Tonight [The Lion King]
46.Let's Get Together [The Parent Trap]
47.Dance Of The Reed Flutes [Fantasia]
48.Love Is A Song [Bambi]
49.Part Of Your World [The Little Mermaid]
50.One Jump Ahead [Aladdin]
51.Gaston [Beauty And The Beast]
52.Something There [Beauty And The Beast]
53.Candle On The Water [Pete's Dragon]
54.Main Street Electrical Parade [Disneyland] [Medley]
55.Bare Necessities [The Jungle Book]
56.Let's Go Fly A Kite [Mary Poppins]
57.Enjoy It! [In Search Of The Castaways]
58.Although I Dropped $100,000 [Walt Disney's The Wonderful World Of Color]
59.Oh, Sing Sweet Nightingale [Cinderella]
60.I Wonder [Sleeping Beauty]
61.Looking For Romance [Bambi]
62.Baby Mine [Dumbo]
63.I'm Wishing One Song [Snow White]
64.I'll Make A Man Out Of You [Mulan]
65.Feed The Birds [Mary Poppins]
66.Mickey Mouse March [The Mickey Mouse Club]
67.On The Front Porch [Summer Magic]
68.Ev'rybody Has A Laughing Place [Song of the South]
69.Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo [Cinderella]
70.So This Is Love [Cinderella]
71.It's A Small World [New York World's Fair]
72.Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room [Disneyland]
73.Second Star To The Right [Peter Pan]
74.God Help The Outcasts [The Hunchback Of Notre Dame]
75.If I Can't Love Her [Beauty And The Beast Broadway Musical]
76.Steady As The Beating Drum [Pocahontas]
77.Belle [Beauty And The Beast]
78.Seize The Day [Newsies]
79.Lavender Blue [So Dear To My Heart]
80.A Step In The Right Direction [Bedknobs And Broomsticks]
81.Yo Ho [A Pirate's Life For Me] [The Pirates Of The Caribbean]
82.Ev'rybody Wants To Be A Cat [The Aristocats]
83.Eating The Peach [James And The Giant Peach]
84.Strange Things [Toy Story]
85.In A World Of My Own [Alice In Wonderland]
86.You Belong To My Heart [The Three Caballeros]
87.He's A Tramp [Lady And The Tramp]
88.Boo Bop Bopbop Bop [I Love You, Too] [Pete's Dragon]
89.My Own Home [The Jungle Book]
90.Song Of The South [Song Of The South]
91.Humphrey Hop [In The Bag]
92.When I See An Elephant Fly [Dumbo]
93.Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf [Three Little Pigs]
94.Colors Of The Wind [Pocahontas]
95.Out There [The Hunchback Of Notre Dame]
96.My Name Is James [James And The Giant Peach]
97.Heffalumps And Woozles [Winnie The Pooh And The Blustery Day]
98.I Wan'na Be Like You [The Jungle Book]
99.Stay Awake [Mary Poppins]
100.Once Upon A Dream [Sleeping Beauty]
101.Are We Dancing [The Happiest Millionaire]
102.Trust In Me [The Jungle Book]
103.Heigh-Ho [Snow White]
104.Les Poissons [The Little Mermaid]
105.Family [James And The Giant Peach]
106.Little April Shower [Bambi]
107.Bella Notte [Lady And The Tramp]
108.I'm Professor Ludwig Von Drake [Walt Disney's The Wonderful World Of Color]
109.Mine, Mine, Mine [Pocahontas]
110.The Silly Song [Dwarfs' Yodel Song] [Snow White]
111.One Last Hope [Hercules]
112.On The Open Road [A Goofy Movie]
113.Home [Beauty And The Beast Broadway Musical]
114.A Guy Like You [The Hunchback Of Notre Dame]
115.Just Around The Riverbend [Pocahontas]
116.Fantasmic! [Disneyland]
117.I Will Go Sailing No More [Toy Story]
118.Stop, Look, And Listen [I'm No Fool] [The Mickey Mouse Club]
119.Substitutiary Locomotion [Bedknobs And Broomsticks]
120.Thomas O'Malley Cat [The Aristocats]
121.That's What Friends Are For [The Jungle Book]
122.Femininity [Summer Magic]
123.Winnie The Pooh [Winnie The Pooh & The Honey Tree]
124.The Siamese Cat Song [Lady And The Tramp]
125.Ten Feet Off The Ground [The One & Only, Genuine, Original Family Band]