Right Hand Man

Written：J.Osborne/Rick Chertoff/Eric Bazilian/Robhyman/Do

Lemme use your toothbrush. Have you got a clean shirt?

My panties in a wad at the bottom of my purse.

I walk into the street, the air's so cool.

I'm wired and I'm tired and I'm grinnin' like a fool.

I've been on a floor lookin' for a chair.

I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch.

I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed, lookin' for a bed,

lookin' for my, my, my right hand, my right hand man.

My right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man;

Said my right hand, my right hand man.

My right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man;

If he can't fix it, I don't know who can.

The sensamilla salesman, the cops on the block,

they know what I been doin'. They see the way I walk.

I wonder what they'd say now. I wonder what they'd do.

To feel somebody want them the way I'm wantin' you.

I've been on a floor lookin' for a chair.

I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch.

I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed, lookin' for a bed,

could you really be, my right hand, my right hand man.

My right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man;

Said my right hand, my right hand man.

My right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man;

Use me up if you think you can.

Oh, I've been on a floor lookin' for a chair.

I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch.

I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed, lookin' for a bed,

lookin' for my, my, my right hand, my right hand man.

My right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man;

Said my right hand, my right hand man.

My right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man;

If he can't fix it, I don't know who can.

Oh, said, my right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man.

Said, my right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man.

My right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man.

Said, my right hand, my right hand man;

my right hand, my right hand man.

If he can't fix it, gonna find a boy who can.

* In live performances, Joan sings:

If he can't fix it, gonna find the one who can.