Laverna's Formula

Fungus come hither

We need some things

Two snakes that slither

One snake that sings

One roll of tapeworms

Two yucky slugs

One bowl of wheat germs

And a case of jitterbugs

It's formed a skin again

Like a prune

Stir it up and then

Throw away that spoon

'Cause the fun's begun

Soon my little formula's ready

For spreading around

Laverna and Fungus: Then the fun's begun

They'll need Laverna to

Help them get up off the ground

One pail of quicksand

One tsetse fly

With the eye of an a bat

And the bat of an eye

Four hairy horsemanes

Three stinky toes

Two little bird brains

I think I have one of those

Fairytopia don't you see

I'm just hoping ya learn to love me

When it's done

Laverna and Fungus: What fun

See my little formula

Weaken your wings overnight

When it's done

Laverna and Fungus: What fun

They'll beg Laverna to help them

Reschedule their flight

Fungus come closer

What do you see?

It's looking grosser

You've been so obedient

Now I'm almost through

There's just one ingredient missing

Now it's done

Laverna and Fungus: It's done

Soon you'll see fumes

From my soup-loopy-loop

In the air

Laverna and Fungus: Now it's done

It's done

They'll be so thankful to

Know that Laverna is there

And it's done

It's done

See Laverna's formula

Poison their whole atmosphere

I'll be number one

They'll love Laverna

'Cause I've got the antidote here