Drinkin' Town With A Football Problem

Hey yall hey yall hey hey yall

Barhoppers churchgoers

Marlboro light smokers

Blue collar red voters

Population 1009

Past years cheerleaders

Old men fill the bleachers

Skeptics true believers all

Gathered on a friday night

Singing to the stars and stripes

Were a drinking town with a football problem

With two main things we all have in common

We love em both and don't want to solve em

Were a drinking town with a football problem

Hey yall singing hey yall hey hey yall

Barn burners nail biters

Shift workers firefighters

Prom queens outsiders

All living for the love of the game

We still tell the same old story

Relive former glory

Went to state in 94

We got a trophy in the school hallway

The kids pass it by each day

Were a drinking town with a football problem

With two main things we all have in common

We love em both and don't want to solve em

Were a drinking town with a football problem

Hey hey

When we win we celebrate

And when we lose we commiserate

Win or lose we tie one on

Were a drinking town with a football problem

With two main things we all have in common

We love em both and don't want to solve em

Were a drinking town with a football problem

Hey say hey hey yall

Hey hey yall