Fake

i can't believe what my girlfriend did today

she screamed so loudly

and then she turned away

why did she cut me down to size

she left me wondering　"can i do it right ?"

what am i gonna do now the game's up

can't get her off that's kinda right

she better not tell my mates today

so baby tell me now

do i need to measure ?

cos i'm feeling under pressure

i'm just hoping that the fear will go away

don't wanna be a fake

i woke up in a sweat felt in a disgrace

she looked so beautiful love on her face

feeling stupid all on my own

i put it down to experience

cos now i've grown

what am i gonna do now the game's up

can't get her off that's kinda rough

she better not tell my mates today

so baby tell me now

do i need to measure ?

cos i'm feeling under pressure

i'm just hoping that the fear will go away

don't wanna be a fake

don't wanna be a fake it's quite uncanny

cos my favourite film is "when harry met sally"

but now we're finished there's no way

that we're ever gonna be ok

don't wanna be a fake how low can i go ?

you might find me reading cosmo

but when i'm finished

you know that you're gotta wanna be with me

gotta wanna be with me

gotta wanna be with me

got a girl on my sofa yeah getting undressed

i gotta know can i deliver ?

cos i'm feeling stressed

what am i gonna do is my game up

i've got the goods is that enough

there's almost nothing left to say

so wish me luck not gonna run

the final countdown has begun

not gonna see or hear them laughing in my face

what am i gonna do now the game's up

can't get her off that's kinda rough

she better not tell my mates today

so baby tell me now

do i need to measure ?

cos i'm feeling under pressure

i'm just hoping that the fear will go away

don't wanna be a fake