Boxman 2.0

Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day

The wind blows

I return a man's toupé

I hold the door open for the man and his wife

Blue skies are the best time of my life- (-GODDAMMIT BOXMAN! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING YOUR STUPID GIRLY SONG! SING SONETHING, BETTER!)

I'm a nice guy and get nothing in return but

Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt

By the way, saying "Good game" doesn't mean it's

OK Guy on guy butt slapping's really gay

No, that's not me now,

I'm Boxman version two

Out with the old box, in with the new

Don't expect a dance from me that's so overplayed

Boxman Dance time won't get me laid

Uh uh The old me would be polite and hold open doors

Not the new me,

I'll walk past 'cause

I'm hardcore

Hand me that paper, no

I won't say please

Because I'm a

BAMF like

Sue from Glee

Which gang should

I join? The

Bloods or the

Crips? Why not combine the two?

Purple is hip (Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination)

Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation

He's a Boxman version two

Everything you knew about him's now untrue

He's a Boxman two point oh

He's really badass like

G.I. Joe He's a

Boxman in a gang

They make him do things that are insane

He's a Boxman as you can see

Breaking that table was really mean

So maybe gang life ain't all it's cracked up to be

Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain't for me

Oops Forgot to wear my undies

They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me

Stop, everybody put your hands in the air

There's a gang affair going on in here,

I'm aware

Holy ******* *******t,

I'm ******* out of here, man

I had nothing to do with any of their plans

Whoa, oh my

God, dude, what the hell is all this?

Gangs play

Pokemon? You can't be serious

Hey, is that a

Snorlax? that card is super cool

I'll trade you for my

Squirtle,

Mewtwo, and

Tentacruel

Now I'm a box living in a box on the street

All 'cause

I wanted street cred from the industry

I don't care if people don't like what they see

If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree

He's a Boxman version two

Everything you knew about him's now untrue

He's a Boxman two point oh

He really really likes that

Co*******y Show!

He's a Boxman acts like himself now

Doesn't try to act like the rest of the crowd

He's a Boxman now he's cleaner

But if you're a ******* he'll kick you in the wiener!