The Legend of Zelda Rap

Yeah, my name is Link, man

More well known than 'Lil Wayne

Oh you thought my name was Zelda?

(That's a ******* girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times

And saved the princess from demise

And I do it all alone

With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)

Hey look listen you ******* annoying fairy

I'd rather be forced to listen

To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time

I got some recognition

Don't you think

Legend of Zelda?

Screw that!

Legend of Link!

[Chorus]

Cause he's the

L to the I to the n to the k

Wears tights everyday

Don't give a damn what you say

Got bigger ******* than even

Evel Knievel and he ain't

Gonna stop till the world

Is free of evil

I'll break all your pots

And I best not hear you *******in'

I've got the triforce of courage

*******

So you better listen

That's right

I'm called the bushwhacker

And my bank account's maxed out

Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down can't slack now

The world needs me to attack now

Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass

For these bombs in castle town

Just give me some heart containers

And let me spit on my ocarina

So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon

All the way to Argentina

[Chorus]

[Ganon]

Yo you low life elf

Need a ride up to the north pole

Santa's got a thing for elves

Gettin' his marriage annulled

You really think savin' the princess

Will convince me your straight?

The uggs and skirt fad is so 2008

[Link]

Oh snap!

It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style

Ba*******an's cape? Lincoln's beard?

Were you dressed by a child?

You're a ginger with no soul!

And you look like a ******* troll

Isn't kidnapping helpless girls

Gettin' a little bit old

[Ganon]

You think Zelda's stupid enough to get

Kidnapped so often

She runs off into my castle

Into my room and begs to get locked in

Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts

And your girly fairy face

L-i-n-k more like

L-i-n-Gay

[Link]

Man you should have been aborted

Just like the jersey shore

Its a damn lie you told about Zelda

'Cause she loves my master sword

It's a shame your whole life's been a waste

Tryin' to rule Hyrule

Cause today will be known as

The day you got schooled!