Bony Moronie

Yeah

Ooh

I got a girl named Bony Moronie

She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni

Got to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on

She's not very fat, just skin and bone

Well now, I love her, and she loves me

Oh how happy now we gonna be

Makin' love underneath the apple tree

Well, I told her mama and her papa too

Just exactly what I'm gonna do

We're gonna get married on a night in June

Rock and roll by the light of the silvery moon

Wow, yeah

Well now, I love her, and she loves me

Oh how happy now we gonna be

Makin' love underneath the apple tree

Makin' love, baby

Well, she's my one and only, she's my heart's desire

She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire

Everybody's watchin' when my baby walks by

She's so good lookin', really catches the eye

Well now, I love her, she loves me

Oh how happy now we gonna be

Makin' love underneath the apple tree

Yeah yeah

Makin' love

Makin' love

Makin' love

Harder