歌词
It's funny how some fables became historic
寓言如何“成为”历史是十分有趣的课题
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
尤其是作者还明显在其中有所隐喻
But people will believe anything if it's written
但是人们就是直白的相信那些写下来的东西
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
尤其当他们写在石头或古老的卷轴上
December 25th has been blacklisted
12月25号已经进了黑名单
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
因为道金斯（叫理查德那个）找到了耶稣不存在的证据
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
这可真是最后一件出人意料的事了
Xmas has been X'd
圣诞节就这样给X掉
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
没有小彩灯，没有大采购
No more presents under dead trees
没有新礼物，死树下面埋
St Nick is dead but we don't grieve
圣诞老人死，老子泪不流
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
一起来庆祝吧，最后的平安夜
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
耶稣会教士正在慢慢改信山达基
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
新教徒越来越能领略不可知论的魅力
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
五旬节教会的教堂挂上了五星旗
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
牧师和修女在打情骂俏
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
卫理公会教徒和浸信会教徒声称皈依佛教
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
福音派教徒居然提倡裸体主义
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
几乎所有人都想证明自己的犹太血统
'Cause Easter's canceled too"
复活节也取消了！"
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
复活不找蛋，周天不弥撒
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
周五不受难，周三不悔改
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
取消大斋节，咱们慢慢来
Enjoy Christmas 'cause it's your last
享受圣诞节，绝后更空前！
No shopping sprees (Don't worry son)
没有大采购（铁子放宽心）
No more presents (We don't need Christ)
没有新礼物（基督靠边站）
under dead trees (We got eight nights)
死树下面埋（一星期八天）
St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah)
老头归西去（戒律纸上写）
but we don't grieve (There all canceled)
老子笑嘻嘻（全部烧成灰）
We celebrate (Our Hanukah)
举杯同庆祝（咱的光明节）
the last Christmas eve
最后平安夜！
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