If It Has to Be Christmas

It's Christmas

A time of joy and generosity

The season of good deeds and charity

We're inspired by the love and warmth we see

It's easy as one, two, three when it's Christmas

You send a heartfelt smile to someone strange

You give someone in need a little change

Oh, it's almost like rehearsed and prearranged

And I gotta say...

If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice

You're an asshole

If you think the season is the reason

You're a piece of ****

If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise

Then you're a low-life ******* twat

It's Christmas

You spare a little change and make believe

Your conscience will be clear on Christmas Eve

Then you entertain yourself with gluttony

And shopping sprees

If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice

You're a son of a *****

If you think compassion's just in fashion

You're a ******* nob

If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better

You're a spineless ******* turd

Oh, you're so pleased with yourself

Fighting the good fight, one month out of twelve

If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice

You're an asshole

If you think the season is the reason

You're a wanker

If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise

Then you're a **** face

If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice

You're a bastard

If you think compassion's just in fashion

You're a ******* nob

If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better

You're a spineless ******* turd

You're a spineless ******* turd

Make that ******* change