Shake The Doom

13 tins of baked beans

And a job in doner and a satellite dish

40 different channels

Your contribution to Murdoch and Co.

I know your mama played Phil Collins to you in her womb

I know your father used to penetrate you with the broom

I know that you feel lost and lonely and you know you're doomed

So unify, my doomed people and shake shake the doom

Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the doom

Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the doom

Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the doom

13 years of tight perm

He had a Lionel Richie now his mullet's getting thin

40 times a lady, she wanted a job and now she's a go

Go-Go Dancer, and she's earning more

More than the guy who works at the store

Much more than the girl who sells door to door

But less, oh much less than Craig David I guess

Go-Go Dancer, and she's earning more

More than the guy who works at the store

Much more than the girl who sells door to door

But less, oh much less than Craig David I guess

Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the doom

Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the doom

Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the doom

13 asian school girls, satisfied, or your money back

40 sweaty bankers, satisfied yeah Daddy's back I know you doggy got run over by bus last week

I know you swapped your kid's body for a bag of ****

I know that times are hard sometimes you think you're getting fat

So unify, my doomed people, and shake shake the doom!