Vaudeville Villain

V. Vaughn, the traveling Vaudeville Villain

Who don't give a flying **** who ain't not feeling him

Watch what ya' dealing him: ace, king, death card

Strong-arm the wrong man, pardon the left, god

Get money and earn it, that everything you touch turn *****t

Got much to learn kid, light it up burn *****t

Light it up like the Dutch when the hash melt

Only time they see him when they need him with the cash belt

Ay carumba, now that's my number

One dry summer, as far as I remember

Burnt out, but gaining every edgy penny

Then he hit him straight to the head like Reggie Denny

Call him back when you need some more 'gnac, Horshack

Doing 80 down the Van Wyck on horseback

Ya' man sick but he wreck tracks, puto

Get back too bro', exactamundo

Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner

The way a lotta dudes rhyme their name should be "knob *****ner"

For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck

To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knuckle-****s

You wonder how well will they hold up in a holding cell

It sorta had the strange makings of a tale told in hell

Like "Oh well," hold tall riches

If the Feds is really after 'em they just told all the snitches

On borrowed-time rhymes, gassed by the silver screen

They act like their monkey ass can heal back like Wolverine

Mellow out what y'all bellow out ya' yellow mouth

What happened to the kinda spit that used to help a fellow out?

No doubt, leave a rapper in a body cast

And wonder what he was doing while we was in a karate class

Snotty ass, it's really like he was a white-belt

Right before he "night-night" ask him how the light felt

Wouldn't take their tape if they gave it free

Maybe it's me, maybe it's V!

Throw down the key, y'all know how *****t be

In the naked city, rappers is so giddy

That's no ditty, Vaughn so witty

The way he take no prisoners and show no pity

It's how son became a big man from a Black boy

To name names, a really big fan of Dan Akroyd

He feel they need to give him his own dance

This his only chance to shoot the gift like a lone glance

Or like a beef scene that leave the oo-ey smoking

Or between Hoktuo *****nken and Nanto Koukakuken