Party Where Your Heart Is

I don't like studyin'

I like partyin'

I don't wanna read a book, unless the subject is

Beer or boobs, and not pencils and books

The semester hasn't started

Until you party where your heart is

I don't wanna take a test unless the question is

"Where's the party?" and the answer is me

Why did my father always lie?

I hate science

Unless it helps me build a robot

Specifically the kind programmed to find

Another party so I can skip chemistry

College is a party

So come party at the party

Party is the class in session, and the only lesson

Is to party when you party with me.