Getting Rid of Britta

Saying bye to Britta

Was the hardest thing to do

But when someone's a ***** and a liar

There ain't nothing left to woo

I'm getting rid of Britta (she's gotta go)

I'm getting rid of the B

I'm getting rid of Britta

I'm getting rid of the B

(She's a GDB)

Take it Pierce

(What?

I didn't know when I saw her blond hair

That she could ever be that way

So tiny and small she seemed to have it all

But she'd made me say ***** hey

(That ain't cool)

I'm getting rid of Britta

I'm getting rid of the B

(She's a no good B)

I'm getting rid of Britta

I'm getting rid of the B

(She's a GDB)

One more time for me, Pierce

It's not like I would ever hit her

But I would sell her to the highest bidder

She bummed me out she bruised my soul

She lied to my heart she left me less than whole

I'm getting rid of Britta

I'm getting rid of the B

(She's a no good B)

I'm getting rid of Britta (It's not healthy man)

I'm getting rid of the B

(She's a GDB)

Britta's a B

Not a C

Britta's a B

(Just speakin' the truth here)