歌词
Dance
舞蹈
Doom
命运
Dance of Doom
命运之舞
Dance
舞蹈
Dance of Doom
命运之舞
Dance of Doom, here we go
这就是命运之舞 来准备开始
Put out your arms and shake your head
抬起你的胳膊 晃起你的脑袋
Roll back your eyes just like you're dead
像已经死亡一样转动眼球
One hand hip, other hand hip
一手扶手肘 一手扶臀部
Take two steps and triple front flip
前后走一走 来个后空翻
Take off your legs but keep your pants on
放松你的腿 让裤子更贴身
Then take off your head and throw it at your mom
放空你的头脑 把智商还给你的妈妈
Now that you're lighter, do a push-up
现在你轻松不少 来做个俯卧撑如何
And out of your neck hole, quack like a duck
撑着你的脑袋 像鸭子一样嘎嘎叫
Lie on the ground and just stay put
躺在地上 就待着别动
And wait 'til a human steps on you and hurts their foot
直到有人走向你 你就跟随他们的脚步
Here comes the chorus then I'll show you soon
唱诗班来了 我会给你表演一下
How to do the rest of the Dance of Doom
告诉你如何应对这支舞
Dance
舞蹈
Doom
命运
Dance of Doom
命运之舞
Dance
舞蹈
Dance of Doom
命运之舞
Now bend your arm then bend it back
现在弯起你的胳膊 弯向你自己的方向
You're doing it wrong if you don't hear it crack
如果你没有听到嘎嘣声 那你姿势就错了
Right side down, left side down
右下方一点 再左下方一点
Just a little lower, now you're underground
再低一点点 你就可以埋上黄土
Remove some ribs so you can kick your own face
放弃身体里几块肋骨 你就能轻松踢到自己的脸
Roll down some stairs, then take a lunch break
滚下楼梯去 来一场午休
滴滴哒哒响个不停
Punch punch kick, punch punch kick
时间过得飞快 将大家分成不同队伍
Spin forty times and land in the splits
是时候来场热狗剑术比赛
Now it's time for a corn dog sword fight
如果你觉得不错 说明你大错特错
You're doing it wrong if that feels right
用蛇皮换掉头皮
Replace your scalp with snakes
或者乐高积木也可以
Or really any piece that LEGO makes
拼建一些石块
Juggle with some boulders
大家都挤在一起和鬼魂冲浪
While you crowd surf on skeleton soldiers
你来拍拍手
Now clap your hands
然后压住你的大脑
Then squeeze your pituitary gland
你会快速长大
You'll grow a little bigger pretty quickly
然后来毁掉这场舞蹈
And destroy the dance floor, literally
舞蹈
Dance
命运
Doom
命运之舞
Dance of Doom
舞蹈
Dance
命运之舞
Dance of Doom
忍者化身在你家
Plastic ninjas in your room
他们都翩翩起舞
They're all doing the Dance of Doom
忍者化身在你家
Plastic ninjas in your room
他们都翩翩起舞
They're all doing the Dance of Doom
忍者化身在你家
Plastic ninjas in your room
他们都翩翩起舞
They're all doing the Dance of Doom
忍者化身在你家
Plastic ninjas in your room
他们都翩翩起舞
They're all doing the Dance of Doom
命运之舞
Dance of Doom
命运之舞
Dance of Doom
舞蹈
Dance
命运
Doom
命运之舞
Dance of Doom
舞蹈
Dance
命运之舞
Dance of Doom
Oooh, ahhh
命运之舞
Dance of Doom
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