Why Walk a Dog?

Why does a dog need to be walked

Three birds fighting out in the yard

But I don't know what they're fighting about

So why does a dog need to listen

Whenever you shout

These cats seem to blow

Everyone's mind but mine

What is so funny

About beasts above understanding

Are you their master

Did you buy them at the store

Did they know they were a cure

For you to stop being bored

So somebody mated them

And took their babies away from them

Stuck a price tag on their nose

And now you're buying it clothes

So why does a dog need to be walked