Stan (Remix)

Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't calling

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem at the post office or something

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

But anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter

My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father

If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her

I'ma name her Bonnie

I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry

I had a friend kill himself over some ***** who didn't want him

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan

I even got the underground **** that you did with Skam

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man

I like the **** you did with Rawkus too, that **** was fat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan，This is Stan

This is my life

This is my life that I used waste minute

This is my life

This is my life that I used waste minute

Dear Slim you still ain't called or wrote I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad - I just think it's ****** UP you don't answer fans

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert

You didn't have to but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew

That's my little brother man he's only six years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you

Four hours and you just said No

That's pretty ****ty man - you're like his ****** idol

He wants to be just like you man he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though I just don't like bein lied to

Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you

You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

I never knew my father neither

He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her

I can relate to what you're saying in your songs

So when I have a ****ty day I drift away and put 'em on

Cause I don't really got **** else so that **** helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

It's like adrenaline the pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real and I respect you cause you tell it

My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7

But she don't know you like I know you Slim no one does

She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up

You gotta call me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours Stan -- P S

We should be together too

This is my life

This is my life that I used waste minute

This is my life

This is my life that I used waste minute

Dear Stan I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy

You said your girlfriend's pregnant now how far along is she

Look I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that

And here's an autograph for your brother

I wrote it on the Starter cap

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show I musta missed you

Don't think I did that **** intentionally just to diss you

But what's this **** you said about you like to cut your wrists too

I say that **** just clowning dogg

C'mon - how ****** up is you

You got some issues Stan I think you need some counseling

To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some

And what's this **** about us meant to be together

That type of ****'ll make me not want us to meet each other

I really think you and your girlfriend need each other

Or maybe you just need to treat her better

I hope you get to read this letter I just hope it reaches you in time

Before you hurt yourself I think that you'll be doin just fine

If you relax a little I'm glad I inspire you but Stan

Why are you so mad Try to understand that I do want you as a fan

I just don't want you to do some crazy shit

I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge

And had his girlfriend in the trunk and she was pregnant with his kid

And in the car they found a tape but they didn't say who it was to

Come to think about his name was it was you

This is my life

This is my life that I used waste minute

This is my life

This is my life that I used waste minute