Razzmatazz (Acoustic)

The trouble with your brother

He's always sleeping with your mother

And I know that your sister

missed her time again this month

Am I talking too fast?

Or are you just playing dumb

If you want I can write it down

Shouldn't matter to you

'Cos aren't you the one

with your razzmatazz and your nights on the town

Oh-oh-oh

Oh you knew it, and you blew it,

didn't you babe?

I was lying when I asked you to stay

And now no one's gonna care

if you don't call them when you said

And he's not coming 'round tonight

to try to talk you into bed

And all those stupid little things,

they ain't working

No they ain't working anymore

Start getting fatter

three weeks after I left you

Now you're going with some kid

who looks like some bad comedian

Now are you gonna go out?

Are you sitting at home,

eating boxes of milktray?

Watch TV on your own,

aren't you the one

With your razzmatazz and your nights on the town

Oh-oh-oh

And your father wants to help you, doesn't he babe?

But your mother wants to put you away

And now no one's gonna care

if you don't call them when you said

And he's not coming 'round tonight

to try to talk you into bed

And all those stupid little things,

they ain't working

No they ain't working anymore

Oh well I saw you at the doctors

waiting for a test

You're trying to look like

some kind of heiress

But your face is such a mess

And now you're going

to a party

and you're leaving on your own

Oh I'm sorry

but didn't you say

that things go better with a little bit of razzmatazz?

Na na nana na na

And now no one's gonna care

if you don't call them when you said

And he's not coming 'round tonight

to try to talk you into bed

And now it's half past ten in the evening

And you wish that you were dead

'Cause all those stupid little things

They ain't working,

oh they ain't working anymore