歌词
When I was yea high 'til I was three
I suffered from petit mal epilepsy
Any excitement gave me a fit
But there were drugs to cure me of it
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Whenever Krishna sneezes
I get weird diseases
So at the least sign of emotion
I got a tranquilizing potion
Thus from the time I was a young boy
I could feel neither anger nor joy
Weird diseases
Random weird diseases
Once from eating recalled cheeses
I got weird diseases
Nearly fatal renal cysts
Maybe Asperger's if that exists
Pityriasis rosea
Two separate times giardia
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Wafting on the toxic breezes
I get weird diseases
Debilitating spider bites
Hiccups for three days and nights
A thousand earaches, one deformed eardrum
Hyperacusis, what's that from?
It's from weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Whenever baby Jesus pleases
He gives me weird diseases
Chronic fatigue
COPD
Petit mal epilepsy
Two big holes inside my brain
Migraine aura sans migraine
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
专辑信息
1.'79: Rock'n'Roll Will Ruin Your Life
2.'66: Wonder Where I'm From
3.'69: Judy Garland
4.'70: They're Killing Children Over There
5.'71 I Think I'll Make Another World
6.'72: Eye Contact
7.'73: It Could Have Been Paradise
8.'67: Come Back as a Cockroach
9.'68: A Cat Called Dionysus
10.'74: No
11.'76: Hustle 76
12.'75: My Mama Ain't
13.'77: Life Ain't All Bad
14.'78: The Blizzard Of '78
15.'80: London by Jetpack
16.'81: How to Play the Synthesizer
17.'82: Happy Beeping
18.'83: Foxx and I
19.'84: Danceteria!
20.'87: At the Pyramid
21.'88: Ethan Frome
22.'89: The 1989 Musical Marching Zoo
23.'86: How I Failed Ethics
24.'85: Why I Am Not a Teenager
25.'90: Dreaming in Tetris
26.'91: The Day I Finally...
27.'92: Weird Diseases
28.'93: Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
29.'94: Haven't Got a Penny
30.'95: A Serious Mistake
31.'96: I'm Sad!
32.'97: Eurodisco Trio
33.'98: Lovers' Lies
34.'99: Fathers in the Clouds
35.'00: Ghosts of the Marathon Dancers
36.'01: Have You Seen It in the Snow?
37.'02: Be True to Your Bar
38.'03: The Ex and I
39.'04: Cold-Blooded Man
40.'05: Never Again
41.'06: "Quotes"
42.'07: In the Snow White Cottages
43.'08: Surfin'
44.'09: Till You Come Back to Me
45.'10: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
46.'11: Stupid Tears
47.'12: You Can Never Go Back to New York
48.'13: Big Enough for Both of Us
49.'14: I Wish I Had Pictures
50.'15: Somebody's Fetish