(You're) Timeless To Me

Styles keep a-changin', the world's rearrangin'

But, Edna, you're timeless to me

Hemlines are shorter, a beer costs a quarter

But time cannot take what comes free

You're like a stinky old cheese, babe

Just gettin' riper with age

You're like a fatal disease, babe

But there's no cure, so let this fever rage

Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit

But I take the opposite view

'Cause when I need a lift

Time brings a gift

Another day with you

A Twist or a Waltz

It's all the same schmaltz

With just a change in the scenery

You'll never be old hat

That's that

You're timeless to me

Fads keep a-fadin'

Castro's invadin'

But, Wilbur, you're timeless to me

Hairdos are higher

Mine feels like barbed wire

But you say I'm chic as can be

You're like a rare vintage ripple

A vintage they'll never forget

So pour me a teeny-weeny triple

And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet

I can't stop eating

Your hairline's receding

And soon you'll have nothing at all

So you'll wear a wig

While I roast a pig

Hey! Pass that geritol

Glenn Miller had brass

That Chubby Checker's a gas

But they all pass eventually

You'll never be passe, Hip-Hooray

You're timeless to me

You're like a broken-down Chevy

All I need is a fresh coat of paint

And, Edna, ya got me goin' hot and heavy

You're fat and old(What?)

But, baby, boring you ain't

Some folks don't get it

But we never fret it

'Cause we know that time is our friend

Yeah, it's plain to see

That you're stuck with me

Until the bitter end

And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid

Off the Turnblad family tree

You'll always hit the spot

Big shot

You're timeless to me

You'll always be du jour, mon amour

You're timeless to me

You'll always be first string

Ring a Ding-Ding

You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me