歌词
Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and turn
前面，恰恰恰，后退，恰恰恰，前面，旁边儿，后退，转身
Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning!
噢我的天啦！佩尼，林克在那里！我不敢相信我在这儿面试
I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition!
我真不敢相信我真在这里看你面试
Front step，cha-cha-cha
前进，恰恰恰
Back step，cha-cha-cha
后退，恰恰恰
side step，front step
前面，旁边
oh！this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs
回来，然后，呕，艾贝尔，你看这个小丑团惹
Oh, mother not more ancient history!
噢，这个城市自从我成为爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐之后，质量明显下降了
oh my god.how times have changed
呕妈妈别再说历史了
these girls must be blind or completely deranged
噢我的上帝惹，这个时代变了
but time seemed to halt
这些可儿们一定是瞎了，或者完全疯掉了
when I was miss baltimore crabs
但是当时间停止了
amber, that move is far too dirty~
就在我成为爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐后
Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930!
艾贝尔，你那个动作真是太下流了～
You can laugh, but life's a test!
妈咪，从你的梦里回来吧，这才不是1930年呢
Don’t do this, don't do that!
你们可以笑，但生活是一场试炼
Remember, Mother knows best!
不要这样，不要那样
And the crowns in the vault from
记住，妈咪我才知道什么是最好的
when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
后冠一直在保险柜里
these steps are perfect ammunition.
自从我呀成为了爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐之后
Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition
这个舞步真是极具大女子作风的呢～
Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba!
让你妈咪我教你怎样在比赛中赢那些野鸡们
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
可儿们，带她们过来 ,男孩们，我们来桑巴！
Those poor runner ups
might still hold some grudges
那些可怜的亚军们
They padded their cups
可能还在埋怨
But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin in their dance..hahaha..not a chance
她们往胸部垫了东西
boys, put me down!
但本可搞定了评审，那些野鸡们以为她们可以靠跳舞时转碟子夺冠呕,不存在的
Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got!
嗷男孩儿们，放我下来
Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!
噢早安宝贝儿们，让我来见识一下你们的实力
扭扭扭扭，捣碎土豆，曼波
On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind!
ready, begin 准备，开始！
Whats that, a dance for flees and tics?
在本可的节目上你永远都不会看见一只胖河马在顿地
Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks!
呕那是啥？一个抽搐的舞步吗？
I hit the stage
噢宝贝儿，你该看看我的法宝惹
当本可走上舞台
While belting Aida
Batons ablaze 指挥棒buling buling
and preparing SOUFLEES!
准备好高音c
But that triple somersault
准备好气声
is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
但是那三个翻筋斗
Proceed.
让本可得以拥吻“爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐”
Are you scared we're on live?
继续
No, I'm sure I can cope.
你是不是怕怕啦～我们可是现场直播呢
Well, this show isn't broadcast in
不，我肯定能应付
Cinema scope!
惹，不过我们的节目并不是
I never drink one chocolate malt
宽荧屏格式的播出呀
no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!
本可从来不喝热巧克力
This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!
爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐是没有甜点的呢
Ha kid, she'll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose!
厚，这个人穿着这样的烂衣服永远不会有约会
I would say
哈哈宝贝儿，你如果是有她那样的鼻子，也别想有约了
Oh! guvilut
我会说
if I wasn't miss Baltimore crabs
噢我的太上老君呀～
Do you dance like you dress?
如果我不是爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐
Amber, theres no need to be cruel
呕你跳得和你穿的也一样烂吗？
would u swim in an integrated pool?
艾贝尔，你没有必要那么残忍啊
I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier!
你会在不分种族的游泳池里游泳吗？
Not in Baltimore, it isn't!
当然啦！我支持民族融合呢！这可是新的趋势！
and may i be frank
呵，在巴尔的摩可不是
first impressions can be tough
恕本可直言
and when i saw you i knew
给人的第一印象可能是很苛刻的
if your size weren't enough ,your last answer just blew it!
但本可第一眼见到你就知道
and so my dear ，so short and stout
就算你的体型勉强过关了，你的答案也搞砸一切惹
you’ll never be in
我的宝贝儿你又肥又矮
so were kicking you out!
你永远都不能入围
with your form and your fate
所以可人儿我们，就要把你踢出去惹
oh, it isn't your fault!
你的身材和你的脸蛋儿
just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs
呕这些都不是你的错
ugh you may go
你没有机会来亲吻爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐的后冠
呕，你可以走了
I think they secretly liked u!
umm…Thank you 唔..谢谢？
May I please audition?
我觉得她们挺喜欢你的呢！
Of course not
请问我可以试试吗？
but u can bow and exalt
当然不可以
for i am miss Baltimore crabs!
但是你可以鞠躬赞美
crabs, crabs, crabs
因为本可可是爱挑剔的巴尔的摩小姐
专辑信息
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