Love Thy Neighbor

TRENT, spoken: You can't cherry pick the bible, choosing which parts you wanna believe

KAYLEE, spoken: We don't do that

TRENT, spoken: You don't? What's this?

(sung) Kaylee has a small tattoo

That tattoo would be taboo

Kaylee, guess what waits for you?

An eternity in the fiery pits of hell

KAYLEE: Hey!

TRENT: Shelby, you seem sweet to me

But if it has come to be

You've lost your virginity

We'll be stoning you and your family as well

SHELBY: What?

TRENT: Or we could use some common sense instead

When you're lost it always helps recalling

Those immortal words that Jesus said

There's one rule that trumps them all

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor trumps them all

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor trumps them all

SHELBY: (Spoken)You know, you kinda make sense

KAYLEE: What are you talking about?

SHELBY: Oh, come on. You guys don't even feel like slightly bad for Emma? I mean, you guys used to hang out

KAYLEE: That was before she turned gay

SHELBY: Well, maybe she was always gay

TRENT: Exactly, because that's the way God made her, Shelby

KAYLEE: Whatever

TRENT: Hey, it's the Godspell kids!

NICK: Hey Trent, what's going on?

TRENT: You guys'll back me up

NICK: With what?

KEVIN: He's just trying to confuse us, because my stepdad says-

TRENT: Whoa! Stepdad? Do you mean your parents are divorced?

KEVIN: Yeah, and?

TRENT: Well, divorce is a big no-no

(sung) Not to oversimplify

But the scripture does imply

That your mom will have to die

How's tomorrow if she's not got any plans?

There's no way to separate

Which rules you can violate

Let's hope you don't masturbate

'Cause the scripture says we'll have to cut off your... hands

Or we could use some common sense instead

When you're lost, it always helps recalling

Those immortal words that Jesus said

ALL: There's one rule that trumps them all

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

TRENT: Love thy neighbor trumps them all

ALL: Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor trumps them all

SHELBY: Love thy neighbor

TRENT: Yes!

NICK: Love thy neighbor trumps them all

TRENT: Alright!

KEVIN: Love thy neighbor

TRENT: Love thy neighbor

KAYLEE: Love thy neighbor

ALL: Trumps them all!

(dance break)

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor trumps them all

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

TRENT + (ALL): Trumps them all! (Love thy neighbor!)

(Love thy neighbor!)

(Love thy neighbor, here I come!)

Time to make some better choices

Drop the hate, and raise your voices

TRENT + ALL: Love thy neighbor is the one that trumps them all

ALL + (TRENT): Love thy neighbor! (Love thy neighbor!)

Love thy neighbor

TRENT: Jesus take the wheel and steer it

If you feel the Holy spirit

Come on kids and let me hear it

What?

ALL + (TRENT): Love thy neighbor (Alright now)

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor trumps them all

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor trumps them all!