Changing Lives (Reprise)

BARRY: We're gonna prove that in this day and age

Being gay isn't a crime

This is our moment to change the world

One lesbian

TRENT: Lesbian!

DEE DEE: Lesbian!

ANGIE: Lesbian!

ALL: At a time!

BARRY: We're gonna help that little lesbian

Whether she likes it or not

When you're a legendary thespian

DEE DEE: First you help the distressed

TRENT: Then you help the distraught

BARRY: We're going down to where the necks are red

And lack of dentistry thrives

Why sing and dance

When you can take a stance?

ALL: And know you're truly changing lives

We're gonna march until that town looks like

The end of Act One of Les Miz

You don't gotta have a Ph.D. in psych

To know that people kowtow to the folks in the biz

BARRY: We're gonna teach 'em to be more PC

The minute our group arrives

ALL: That's right!

BARRY: Those fist-pumping

DEE DEE: Bible-thumping

TRENT: Spam-eating

ANGIE: Cousin-loving

BARRY: Cow-tipping

DEE DEE: Shoulder-slumping

TRENT: Finger-wagging

ANGIE: Hoosier-humping

ALL: Losers and their homely wives

They'll learn compassion

DEE DEE: And better fashion

ALL: Once we at last start

Changing lives

BARRY, spoken: Now let's go start a fight!