Closed for Renovation

[SEYMOUR]We're closed for renovation

For spiffing-up and grooming

'Cause customers are flocking

And business has been booming

We need refrigeration

In our new, improved display

So we're closed for renovation

Today

[MUSHNIK]Yes, indeed, this is the shop you heard about

on the Channel 5 news!

Yes, the Audrey II is on display exclusively here!

[SEYMOUR, AUDREY]We're closed for decoration

'Cause fortune has been smiling

So now we're due for painting

New plumbing and re-tiling

We'll make a ship-shape showplace

Of our little shop and then

Tomorrow we'll be open

Again

[MUSHNIK]Seymour, aren't you finished yet?

[SEYMOUR]I'm doing my best,

but all these Band-Aids make it kinda hard

[AUDREY]You've been gettin' hurt so much lately...

[SEYMOUR]Uh, I know, it seems like

every time I pick up a pruning shears, I slip...Ahaha...

[ALL]We're closed for renovation

For swabbing-down and brooming

'Cause business has been thriving

Since Audrey Two's been blooming

The phones have not stopped ringing

With the customers who say:

[SEYMOUR]Another bunch of peonies

[AUDREY]Another dozen daisies, please

[SEYMOUR]Geraniums, anemones

[AUDREY]Forget-me-nots and fleur-de-lis

[MUSHNIK]With gratis home deliveries

[ALL]On paid-in-fulls and C.O.D.'s

We're closed for renovation

Today!