歌词与中文翻译
(Kids,I can't overstate how horrible it is)
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(to be the single guy)
（孩子们，我无法向你们过分叙述,）
(at your owen mother's second wedding)
（以单身狗身份）
（出席自己老妈的第二次婚礼有多么痛苦）
When I squeeze her trembling bosom
The blood pumps to my loins
当我感受着她娇颤的胸怀
When I penetrate her fortress
热血涌进了腰股之间
Our souls like twins conjoined
当我攻入了她的堡垒
Virginia
一双灵魂终于共赴巫山
维吉尼亚
And our love is frozen
And our love is fire
感情永固
And our love is secreted and true
爱意暖怀
And Mahatma Gandhi
隐秘而又真实
And the pancakes(everyone)
甘地伟大
And the dragon
煎饼香甜（一起唱）
And you...
巨龙英勇
Virginia
而你，美若天仙