Nothing Left To Do

I shaved my face

and combed my hair,

put on a new pair

of underwear

And sat on the porch

with my Labrador like

a hundred other times before

She changed her shoes and

freshened up her face,

put on some skimpy ***y lace

And finally made her way

through the back screen door

we loaded up

on the front seat of my Ford

went out And we to dinner

and we drove right back home

watched an old movie and

drank a half a bottle of Rum

Then we turned off the tv

and we got right down to it,

there aint nothin left to do

now that we've done it

Oh, yes

It seems like

it happens every time,

we get a chance to

reignite that fire

We burn it fast

and then retire just before

the news on channel five

Yeah, we went out to dinner

and we drove right back home

watched an old movie and

drank a half a bottle of Rum

Then we turned off the tv

and we got right down to it,

there aint nothin left to do

now that we've done it

After all these years

it can get routine,

you can change the order up,

or use different names

Try it in the mornin or

the middle of the day,

the end results

still the same

Oh, we went out

to dinner and

we drove right back home,

watched an old movie and

drank a half a bottle of Rum

Then we turned off the tv

and we got right down to it,

there aint nothin left to do

now that we've done it

Oh, Lord,

we've turned off the tv and

we got right down to it, and

there aint nothin left to do

now that we've done it

Hey, honey,

hand me that remote