I Wanna Be Your Lover

Well, the rain man comes with his magic wand

And the judge says, "Mona can't have no bond"

And the walls collide,

Mona cries

And the rain man leaves in the wolf man's disguise

I wanna be your lover, baby

I wanna be your man

I wanna be your lover, baby

I don't wanna be hers

I wanna be yours

Well, the undertaker in his midnight suit

Says to the masked man, "Ain't you cute?"

Well, the mask man he gets up on the shelf

And he says, "You ain't so bad yourself"

I wanna be your lover, baby

I wanna be your man

I wanna be your lover, baby

I don't wanna be hers

I wanna be yours

Well, jumpin'

Judy can't go no higher

She had bullets in her eyes and they fire

Rasputin, he's so dignified

He touched the back of her head an' he died

I wanna be your lover, baby

I wanna be your man

I wanna be your lover, baby

I don't wanna be hers

I wanna be yours

Well, Phaedra with her looking glass

Stretchin' out upon the grass

She gets all messed up and she faints

That's 'cause she's so obvious and you ain't

I wanna be your lover, baby

I wanna be your man

I wanna be your lover, baby

I don't wanna be hers

I wanna be yours