Million Dollar Bash

Well, that big dumb blonde with her wheel in the gorge

And Turtle, that friend of theirs with his checks all forged

And his cheeks in a chunk with his cheese in the cash

They're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee, ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash

Ev'rybody from right now to over there and back

The louder they come, the harder they crack

Come now, sweet cream, don't forget to flash

We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee, ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash

Well, I took my counselor out to the barn

Silly Nelly was there she told him a yarn

Then along came

Jones emptied the trash

Ev'rybody went down to that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee, ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash

Well, I'm hittin' it too hard my stones won't take

I get up in the mornin' but it's too early to wake

First it's hello, goodbye then push and then crash

But we're all gonna make it at that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee, ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash

Well, I looked at my watch,

I looked at my wrist

Punched myself in the face with my fist

I took my potatoes down to be mashed

Then I made it over to that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee, ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash