Rapper's Delight

Ha Ha

Turn me up a little bit

Haha

Whatcha know about it

Whatcha know about it

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I said a hip hop the hippie

The hippie to the hip hip a hop and ya dont stop

Rock on baby bubba to the boogety bang bang

The boogie to the boogety beat

Now whatchu hear is not a test Im a rappin to the beat

Its just me the groove and my squad

We gonna try to move your feet

See I am the Doctor Spock and Id like to say hello

To the black to the white the red and the brown

The purple and yellow

Well first, I gotta

Bang bang the boogie to the boogie

Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie

Lets rock (rock)

You dont stop

Rock the rhythm thatll make your body rock

Now, so far you heard my voice

But I brought 2 friends along

And next on the mic is my man E

Come on E sing that song

Well Im imp the dip

The ladies pimp

The womens fight for my delight

Cuz im the grandmaster with the 3 MCs

That shocked ya house for the young ladies

And when ya come inside into the front

And you do the freak spank and you do the bump

But when a sucka MCs tryin to prove a point

They trust this trio and with this serious joint

And from sun to sun and from day to day

I sit back and write a brand new rhyme

Because they say that lyricals never cease

I created a devastated masterpiece

Im gonna rock the mic til you cant resist

Everybody!! I said it goes like this

See I was comin home late one dark afternoon

Reporter stopped me for an interview

She said she heard stories and she heard fables

That I Mrs. On the mic

And the turntables

This young reporter I did adore

Start rockin through this rhyme like I never did before

She said "hey fly guy" Im in love with you

Said that casanova legs you musta been through

I said by the way baby whats your name?

She said I go by the name of Lois Lane

And you could be my boyfriend you truly can

Just let me cut my boyfriend called Superman

I said hes a fairy I do suppose

Flyin through the air in pantyhose

He may be very ***y or even cute

But he look like a sucka in a blue & red suit

I said I need a man who got finesse

And his whole name across his chest

He may be able to fly all through the night

But he cant rock a party through the early light

He cant satisfy you with his little worm

But I can bust you out with my Supersperm

I go do it

I go do it

I go do it - do it - do it

And Im here

And Im there

And Im big bad E and Im everywhere

So just throw your hands up in the air

And party hard like you just dont care

And just do it and dont stop yall

Tick a tock yall and ya dont stop

It goes hotel, motel, whatcha gonna do today

Im gonna get the fly girl gonna get some spankin

Drive off with a Def OJ

Everybody go hotel, motel, Holiday Inn

I say, if your girl start actin up

Then you take her friend

I say, skip, dive, what can I say

I cant fit them all inside my OJ

So I just take half, and bust em out

Leave the rest to Master Gee so he can shock the house

Well Im the M - A - S - the T - E - R a G with the double E

I said I go by the unforgettable name

Of the man they call the Keith Murray, well

My name is known all over the world

By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls

Im goin down in history

As the badest rapper there ever could be